(NG2GB unsealing a white envelope, before a Billion Bald Heads---drUM ROLLLLL)............................
"""PLEASE GROW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""
---due to the high volume of concerned balding bloggers, including PGP himself, this new award has been created to highlight:

"PGP's first hand experience with
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!!! (the crowd ROARS--YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
PGP, You hAvE sHoWn A mA's'Tery, oVeR:
It's--- 'A Causez,
It'z -------'A Re--M-edIez,
-AND-
aN eXtrEme 'A'PASSION
'nD 'dA
undeniable ----'A-FLaRE!!! wit' 'a wHicH YOU 'A' bRoaChEd 'dA suBjeCT 'n 'dA
RaInbOw rOoM last NiGHT!!!!!"

"PGP,-----you shaRED!
yOU spOKE!!!
----------YOU 'a ASKED FOR IT!!!
and 'dA PeOplE hAvE 'a REsPonDEd!!!!!!"

"heeeEEE--'R--EE'--zzzZZZZ-----uRRRRRRRR,,,,,,,,
----------ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AWARD!!!!!!!!!"
(the crowd ROAAARRS 'YEAAAAAAAA!!!!')

" 'A' cAn I gEt 'A riZE,--'Br''dArz?
------------'A' sAID,, caN I gET 'a RiZE
fRom yA bRothRz?
'A RIZE UP!!!!!---- 'u' 'A' DYSFUNCTIONING 'A' MEMBERS!!!!!
'nD 'A FUNCTION!!!!!"

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see PGP wish for award and why:
http://hair-restoration-info.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1466060861/m/7201035563

ah i see!

PGP: all in jest my friend...