dA' MilLeNiA' 'A-pOsT AwArD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NG2GB has reACHED 1,000 POSTS STRONG!!!!!!
-(a FaKe aWarD preSenteD BY NG2GB and to NG2GB)--
written and directed
by
NG2GB;
Produced
by
NG2GB;
Starring
NG2GB;
Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Assistant to Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Assistant to Assistant to Executive First Producer
NG2GB;
Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Assistant to Screen Play by
NG2GB;
Visual Stimulations
presented by
NG2GB;
Visual Assistant to Stimulations
presented by
Jessica Alba;
VISUAL SEX ON A STICK EFFECTS
by
Alba's luscious Candy-Ass;
Reverse of DHT Blocker Side Effects
by
Luscious Alba doll
Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Alba
applied by
NG2GB;
Assistant to Self-Stimulitory Effects of Visual Effects of Abla
applied by
NG2GB's Left hand
......

(excerpt from acceptance speech)
......."If a PoSt toOk 'A yEaR
.......de'N I woUlD hAvE beEn herE a MiLlEniA"!!!!!!!!
(the CrowD roARSSSS:
--------------------YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!)

(an ADDITIONAL excerpt from acceptance speech)
...."if 10 posts took a DAY
------I would have been here for a CENTURY!!!!"
(crowd: YeaAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!)

( one MORE excerpt from acceptance speech....Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!)
...."if 20 posts took a DAY,
---------I would have been here for 50 YEARS!!!!"
(CROWD: yeahHHaHahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!_)

..."if ya take the square root of 32.1 x .0679 X pie
AND divide it's ASS by 19.9 to the root of 30, take into account dat balding bastards a$$ divided by 19..9 FUE;
square root dat bit$h by .69 divided by a cash on cash return of .9% over an inflated market value taking into account recession and depreciation X 4 dependents;
an $800 a yr. tax for da LLC and other Corps..."
(sorry we ran out of tape to cover the ENTIRITY of NG2GB's acceptance speach)
you can order the full transcript at 900-555.....

Damn that must be some good Wine tonight . You're a funny dude NG2GB. It's Friday night. You should be out playing some verbal ping pong. I had to be good tonight since I'm doing some motorcycle riding in the morning. I'll make up for it tomorrow night though

Mmmmm
Crazy balding dude

man you were at 900 last night when i was off to bed, wake up this mornin and ur over 1000?? took me 8 months to post 100 times!!! fair play!!

Congrats,

Where will you fit all these awards you have won?? Have your special assistant to your executive assistant call me if you need help.

Remember the little people.