and still hasn't popped his follicular CHERRY!!!----heEEEEE--REEE---'S NOTGOING2GOBALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(excerpt from interview)..."how does it feel to have given to so many balding men without yet personally benefiting from a ht?"

..."Well, honestly? It feels like kicking a eunuch in the balls. A TON of effort and not much satisfaction..."

..."do you intend on kicking more eunech's in their proverbial balls?'

Why yes, sir I do. I intend on giving to these balding ba$tards even if I continue balding myself. A' just da' idea of kicking somebody in da' balls is satisfaction enough for me. Even IF dey a doN't have any, Ah, huh huh!!!

Mental or what.
Are you considering getting your balls chopped off.