After much discussion, deliberation, countless hours w/the secret society of the balding nation,
it has occurred to me that we need a BALD PRIDE MARCH/RALLY!!!

Other diseased groups band together, to pronounce their solidarity to the world and raise funds for a cure. Alopecia is no different. We need to band together, a Billion Bald Heads Strong, marching before the white house to not only raise awareness of the Alopecia disease and the men it has struck; but also to demonstrate our Bald Pride;

we can usher in a new era of perception of balding men in our society. Billions of Bald Shiny heads, hand in hand, marching proudly before the White House;
let the reflection from the sea of shiny heads GLARE into the White House windows;
indeed, let it be so bright that it shines through the thickest of curtains.

We too, can raise sponser's for a cure!
Just as Jews do not touch a razor to their face on the Sabboth, so shall we on our day of pride! Let that bald head bask in glory!

And just as sporting events have sponsers w/banners of Gatorade; which aids them in their struggle
we too can find sponsers which aid us in our struggle and effects associated w/the illness we have been plauged;
imagine: BIG BRIGHT BANNERS W/---VIAGRA---printed all over them
-AND-
the MANBRA or ('BRO')

Just as Homo-Sexual's have their rainbow as a common symbol;

We can have one too;
I was contemplating a pair of beautiful, bulky balls basking in the sunshine in all their glory;
to reflect our ballz out ballsy balding attitude and as the source of impetus from which are disease blossoms into baldness...
Were proud of our BALLS!!!
-AND-
OUR BALDING DOME'S THEY PRODUCE!!!!

We can burn wigs, and dvd's of the film Hair Spray; as we hold hands,w/our BALLS T-shirt on, and bright shiny bald heads side by side and unite in bald pride before the White House...

lol! funniest thing I've ever read in here...and I completely concur, of course...

Can I have the concession on sunglasses?

Im setting up a paypal account
so you guys can send me the $100 registration fee for the event...

Just want to express how much I *heart*:

"Other diseased groups band together, to pronounce their solidarity to the world and raise funds for a cure"

"a Billion Bald Heads Strong"

"We can burn wigs, and dvd's of the film Hair Spray"

You guys need to vote in a BALD American president,then you may get the funds you`re looking for

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Originally posted by chucky:
You guys need to vote in a BALD American president,then you may get the funds you`re looking for

Precicely why I started threads imploring the balding nation to NOT elect Romney; quite frankly, I'm very pleased with McCain, though it would be preferable if he was younger and had just a bit more hair so he'd have more of a true, vested interest, aside from the obv altruism.