Cool, I get the first BS topic!!

Check this out.
I snapped this photo of my neighbor friends car, last Saturday morning. I saw this mess on my way to the gas station, and had to go grab my camera!!

Lol...I guess we know what that bird thinks of a Sunfire.

LOL!!! Brando, that was no bird to make a mess like that!

Apparently someone is not happy with her. Might be an opportunity for you HBT.

man.. all you guys have not lived the party nights like I have...
No paint, egg, or bird of flight could cause a mess like that, that night!!

Must be vomit out the window?

It was an extra-terrestrial craft, unloading its toilet section, after a long journey from the star system "Pleiades" ( damn long way - about 32 light years - you build up a lot of crap over that distance ).

The military have sealed off the area, taken the huge dollop of ET turd away for analysis, and threatened eyewitnesses with death (or worse) if they tell the press about the group mooning session they saw above them as the ET craft descended.