Falceros has once again left the rest of us mere mortal members in the dust. He has gone way past the 2,000 posts required to be a "Celestial Follicle Club Member".

Falceros has now written over 5,000 helpful posts! This doesn't even include the hundreds of emails he has thoughtfully answered or the dozens of great articles he has written for our Q & A Blog.

I think we need to create a new category for Falceros and any other super heros who manage to post over 5,000 posts.

I'm at a loss for what is even more elevated than "Celestial Follicle Club Member". I need help from members to come up with a such a category.

Of course, let's be careful not to create a title that trumps God himself or Falc may suffer his retribution. We can't afford to loose him.

Please post your suggestions below.

Thanks, Pat

Pat,

Correction; 5000 posts altogether, 4993 were helpful, the other seven were simply to confirm to our blind members that he is indeed a handsome devil with his new hair

I think that to surpass "celestial" you could probably integrate "omnipotent overlord" as an appropriate reference.

Congrats, Falc!

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Originally posted by Jotronic:
Pat,

Correction; 5000 posts altogether, 4993 were helpful, the other seven were simply to confirm to our blind members that he is indeed a handsome devil with his new hair

I think that to surpass "celestial" you could probably integrate "omnipotent overlord" as an appropriate reference.

Congrats, Falc!

HAHA!!! Good one!!!! However, I dispute that 4993 were helpful Joe

But that is another matter.

I say we grant Falc an honorary "Hair PHD" from the University of HTN.

Therefore he shall be know as "Herr Doctor" Falc.

Congrats Falc

5000 is crazy.. How about GOD as a title ..
look forward to hitting that mark in about 40 years when I 'm bald again

Suggested Karma's for those who break 5000 posts:

* I need a new keyboard follicular hair club member.

* I need to get out of the house more follicular hair club member.

* I wonder what my little bald people are doing today follicular hair club member.

* I will be performing HT myself someday follicular hair club member.



Seriously, congrats my friend!

The fact that most of those posts were made BEFORE being taken on as an associate editor is unbelievable.

My suggestions are:

"Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Ruler Club Member"

"Nirvana Club Member"

"Extra Dimensional Club Member"

"Mr. 5,000 Club Member"

Congratulations Falc.

I think maybe going a bit more simplistic can be more effective. Call this the only issue where "less is more"

Just change his login to "Sir" Falceros.

I think he should be banned for a week before his incessant posting overloads the server. The DB probably has 2 sets of tables by now, one for everyone's posts and the other for Falc's

How about

King Follicle

or give him an honorary doctorite?

Ok, lots of good possibilities. But putting "Dr" in front of Falceros' could result in too many patients showing up at his door step seeking surgery.


Since no one is even close to joining the exulted 5,000 plus mark, it can hardly be designated as a "club". I think we should just anoint Falceros as forum king, grand pubba or grand wizard.

Dr. Feller's suggestion of "Grand High Exulted Mystic Ruler Club Member" got me thinking in terms of "grand" and "exulted".

How about some very exulted sounding titles like - "Follicular Grand Wizard"?

I like Grand Wizard!

You guys are great!

This topic has had me laughing from the first post to the last post.

Certainly I would not want the title of "Dr." as it is deceiving. Nor would I want "God" in my title, because as a Christian, I will continue to worship the one God in three distinct persons!

I really like Folicular Grand Wizard - it has a nice ring to it! And as other forum members like Mrjb (who is almost at 2000 incredible posts by the way), we can add the word "club" to the title which still flows nicely! Besides, I really need other members up here with me - it's lonely out here in celestial orbit.

Funny stuff!

Falc

Yes grand wizard!

thou strive to be of thy same caliber the the'

Perfect! The Grand Wizard. All of us are like Orks, living out the rule of our ultimate hairmaster.

NN

Falceros the Grand Wizard HairMaster!

Now that's funny

Falc

So follicular Grand wizard....

Im not thats far behind you with about 250 posts since May 07.....so dont feel too self inportant...

Why dont you go to med school and become a HT surgeon????

You definately have the passion...

Ok, by popular demand falc is now officially a "Follicular Grand Wizard" with over 5,000 posts (notice his new name above his smiling face).

So I guess we should all get together while Falc acts as the Follicular Grand Wizard and burns a bad hair piece in effigy.

Congratulations Falc. Thanks for your enormous contributions to this community.

Pat

Congrats Falc..U deserve much more than a "Follicular Grand"..

Falc

You realize that when becoming GRAND WIZARD you are required to shave your head to purify yourself.

I'll get the clipper ready

Thanks guys!

I'm honored to be a part of this awesome community!

LOL Jobi! I think being a "wizard", I'm entitled now to grow my hair long - and a beard - and dye them both white :P

Falc