I was a careless young lad with a healthy head of hair at one time and a six figure income that I felt secured me with a beautiful young blonde 9 years my junior.

As I got older, my investments began to fruit, and I felt more and more successful in life. Nothing could go wrong. Then one day, my wife and I had an argument. She had noticed my loss of hair and would not tolerate it. "Grow it back or I'm leaving," she demanded. "I will not have this." What could I tell her? I told her I would make sure that it grows back and that I too would not tolerate it.

I spent thousands of dollars on gels and creams and eventually a transplant. I had the transplant done while on a business trip. When I returned, she saw the fake hair and her eyes filled with disgust. "You BASTARD," she shouted. "HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?" She was completely LIVID. She attacked me and ripped out the foreign hair, leaving a bloodied scalp and crying me.

Do any of you have any suggestions as to how I might entice my own hair to return? I am informed that Aleister Crowley has a brand of magik that works for some rock musicians?

Thanks for any thoughts or suggestions.

I'm in the same boat as you, sadly.

I married my high school sweetheart, when I was 20, and I thought that it would be all bells and whistles after that.

When we were younger, we used to talk about the kids that we would one day have, she wanted 2 boys and one girl, I wanted just a boy and a girl. We never could agree on it.

Well, she had her first child last week, a boy, with her...new husband. I'm really happy.

But that backstabbing bitch ripped my heart out right when it hurt me the most.

My father died, and at his funeral it was an open casket, and they didn't bother putting on his Toupee which he wore for his entire life, and my wife seemed to take this really hard.

On the drive home, I noticed her stairing at my hair, and she noticed that a bald spot was developing.

Then she dropped a bombshell on me.

"I'm leaving you", she spat tersely between syncopated breaths, "I will not have my children go BALD!"

I was speechless, and reminded her that I had always been faithful, that I didn't even look at pornography.

She laughed, and stabbed again, "You didn't tell me that your father was bald. I never thought that there was anything wrong with you genetically or health wise, but...you have a terrible disease, and I will not sit by and watch my husband and children die from..." she paused to wipe away the tears and remove the hair from her face, "BALDNESS DISEASE!!!! You have proven yourself to be unfaithful in the small things, therefore, I have no reason to believe I can trust you in bigger things."

She walked away, and instantly thousands of old bald jokes came back to haunt me, "Your head is a crystal ball, I can see the future in it. Oh wait, it's saying something".

"it says, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. Well I already knew that so...wait, it is saying something else, it is saying, A VIRGIN.

All those years of laughing at bald men have finally come back to haunt me.

I feel terrible, surely someone can help me?

Baldness defines me as a person.

I hope to God you two guys are joking because I can't stop laughing. IFF these 2 stories are true, you should be grateful that these women are not a part of your life (I'm assuming story #1's wife is now out of the picture). You guys should write stories for penthouse.

Good luck.

Manko

I don't know if these guys are for real but losing your hair in my opinion "sucks" but to hell with those superficial witches.You are better off without them.

[This message was edited by solid on October 27, 2003 at 09:48 PM.]

If hair mattered THAT much to any of you, I can only guess the relationships were infantile.

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"HOW DARE YOU HAVE ANOTHER PERSONS HAIR IN YOUR HEAD?" "DID YOU THINK I WOULD'NT NOTICE?"

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WTF ? Its not even possible, did you explain what a HT is ?

I would get the hell away from this whore as soon as the door can slam behind you.

This thread is crap.

[This message was edited by JohnH on October 26, 2003 at 12:27 PM.]

Agreed, its Fiction....LOL

<sigh>

to the victims of the two unfortunate and highly unusually incidents above, please verify if your stories are true. I am 21 yrs old and suffuring tremendously from boldness. I have come to the conclusion that my future is not going to be bright and that I would never be happy again. but having read your stories, i have become more sadden by the hairloss. your stories are certainly not encourageable and inspiring at the least...i hope you guys are just f**king with us because if your experiences were true...then I see no point for me to continue living....

Ha! Very funny! The original poster has no idea how obvious his lack of understanding of HT technology is in this poor attempt at a spoof thread.

My guess is these 2 new posters are here to poke fun at the rest of us.

trying2moveahead

i have to admit, the 2 new posters are pretty funny

Haha, very funny noobs. Now get the fxxk off this board.

Anyway, like others said, any woman who would leave a man that she's been in a long time and blame "bald disease" was already sleeping with someone else. It is just that simple.

vocor1
Knowledge is Power
-- If the worst question is the one never asked, then the worst answer is the one never shared.
-- The truth only matters if you know about it.

If you reread the first 2 posts on this thread you will see that these 2 people have put a lot of time and effort into their posts. Their fictional accounts are actually quite derisive towards baldness in general. It's even ironic how they manage to get in bald jokes while acting like innocent victims. I've sent an email to Pat to remove these jokesters. This is the kind of crap that causes you to not trust information that you read on the internet.

Agreed ! boot these bogus posters out,

After reading the earlier threads, I had to laugh...I am a 29 year old female, and guys let me tell you what most of you already know... if a woman loves you, she loves you - whether you are fat, bald rich or poor. If this is true, it's really pathetic and I have pity on the 2 men who were involved with such shallow heartless b*tches! To Maverick - I hope you were kidding on your reply. Hopefully you truly don't feel that way. Like all men cannot be judged by the actions of a few losers, neither can all women. Be confident in the person that you are, women find confident, funny men the most attractive. Trust me!!

Holy Crap! Has everyone in this forum completely lost their sense of humor along with their hair?

Those posts were the funniest thing I've read in here since seeing Jotronic's afro

My Pix and Hair Mentor page with advice on Choosing a Doc, anti-swelling and healing advice

I only tease because I can laugh at myself.

Baldness defines me as a person.

The trtuth about girls who care alot about hair is that HAIR is a huge part of why they themselves look good. Hair can do alot to enhance/hide features.

Girls who are trruly beautiful and realize that beauty is more than an accesory, care much less about hair.

The narcissistic biotches who complain about a guy losing his hair are usually not so hot themselves. Sadly I once dated a woman who made derogatory comments about my hairloss. When it came down to it, she was white trash.

haha -- it is great to get a female perspective on it, newyorkgirl.

But the fact is that it is EASY and NATURAL for most guys to be confident and funny when he knows he is doing what is right for him with his life. You can't fake it.

We all love that idea of chemistry that is so elusive at times. But when it is there, wow, the best times of life are right there for you.

Haha, my *guess* would be that chemistry is created when a woman sees a guy who she thinks is confident, cool, sexy, whatever and then says "let's give him a shot". The chemistry is created if the guy can act funny and confident without coming across as a egotist or a phony. And the phony is easy to spot.

I just think it all plays a part -- looks, confidence, etc. And it also matters what type of woman you really want, and what setting you are meeting her in and what you are looking to accomplish.

vocor1
Knowledge is Power
-- If the worst question is the one never asked, then the worst answer is the one never shared.
-- The truth only matters if you know about it.

Alfer,
c'mon can't you do better than that?

Any "young lad" with a six figure income and claims to be "successful in life"
wouldn't be dumb enough to pick that for a wife...

Don't mess with good people on here.

gone today...hair tomorrow...